Blender Magic.
2 handfuls of Basil leaves
1/2 large cucumber or 1 whole smallish cucumber
1 mango
1 cup green grapes
1/2 cup orange juice
Ice
Blend until smooth and add enough ice to make it the desired consistency and temperature.
One cup chili sauce or ketchup (or if you have a DH who is so inclined, a cup of homemade ketchup)
1/2 cup horseradish (grind your own in the food processor and keep it in the fridge with a little white vinegar--enough to make a paste, and don't worry, it will discolor a bit)
2 T lemon juice
2 T worchestershire sauce
S&P, and tobacso to taste
Voila!
That easy. So much better than anything you can buy in the store!
It's better if you let it sit for an hour or two.
From Adam Nafziger:
28 lbs of tomatoes, halved or quartered (I used roma and cut off the top stem)
2 small onions, chopped
1 red bell pepper, chopped
4 cloves garlic, chopped
A little water to coat the bottom of the kettle and make you feel good
Cook the above until all the veggies are completely soft and mushy, about an hour or so.
Run the mixture through a sieve to removed stems, seeds and skin.
Put the veggie mixture back in a largish kettle and add:
1/4 - 1/3 cup pickling spices, tied up in a cheesecloth bag
1 generous cup of sugar (depends on how sweet and ripe your tomatoes were ... super fresh ripe ones won't need as much, any sweetener of choice would do the job. If you use apple juice or something similar, it will take longer to cook down, but will work just fine)
3 cups cider vinegar
1 or 2 palmfuls of salt
Bring to a boil and cook. And cook. And cook. It may take 12 hours or more. This summer the cooking on mine went for two days, but not continuously; I stopped overnight. So, cook it down until it looks like ketchup. (One website says you can do this in a crockpot ... I'm skeptical).
When ketchup has reached desired consistency, remove spice bag, adjust seasonings (some people add cayenne or white pepper or even mustard, apparently) and can it hot.